So you found your way to our doors and now you’re not sure why you’re here and whether you should stay. We get it, this is overwhelming, the Internet is a scary place. It’s cool though! Take a look around and make yourself at home. Oh.. one last thing… few rules about this place:

1. Don’t talk about the Liar’s Club.

2. Consume as many burritos as humanly possible in one day and report back.

3. Lie through your teeth (but only about us).

Love,

– The Collective